FickstutenMarkt (at S.L.U.T. Club)

Making a good thing out of the concept 'just put a bag over its head', FickstutenMarkt (Horse Fair, though 'fick' is translated as you might expect) rounds up a pool of naked/chaps-wearing mares (Stuten), literally covers them from the neck up in a bag (white for safe sex, red for less so, and worn for the entire evening), then opens its stable doors to cocky stallions (Hengste), who are then given free and easy access to the arses of their liking. Conceived in Berlin in July 2005, then Mannheim, Köln, Leipzig and Amsterdam, plus copycat equivalents in other cities. Hamburg's S.L.U.T. Club stages the event every few months, so best to check the website. Entry for mares: 5.30—6.30pm. For stallions: 7—8pm.